patagonian 

A parasitic type of hipster from a more "well to do" background of overly healthy living. Known for taking over once quiet, older, urban neighborhoods and shopping districts. They typically push the previous inhabitants out, replacing their tattoo and record shops with art bars and health food markets.Defining features include overpriced activewear and jogging strollers.

"We used to spend a lot more time on south Broadway before the Patagonians moved down here."

patagonian by Willie McCoy October 28, 2015

Patagonian 

A college reminiscing bloke or broad in their late 20s and early 30s who spend the majority of their time in trendy beer gardens and coffee shops. They can be spotted in groups lavishly recollecting about their drunken college experiences while their toddler runs rampant. Usually seen wearing a Patagonia sweater or shirt to signal others of their "sophistication" and "adulting" lifestyle. Don't be fooled however, they are only pretending to be grown up.

Hey dude, look at that patagonian puking in the bushes. Wait is that his child in the middle of the street? Where is the childs mother? Oh there she is, buying another beer...Patagonians...

Patagonian by Pursegrabber June 8, 2018

Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup 

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.

Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!

Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018

patagonian express 

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.

The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".

patagonian express by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019

patagonian halo 

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.

i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!

patagonian halo by DNSAFS September 29, 2009

Patagoniac 

A complete and utter devotee to Patagonia clothing. Many times, they will denounce all other clothing(not just the outdoorsy syles) and wear Patagonia head to toe.

John has only worn Patagonia gear for years, he is a major Patagoniac.

Patagoniac by dorstyborsch December 9, 2008

patagonia 

also the name of the souther zone of argentina, beggining in the province of Rio Negro all the way down until where the continent ends

someone:you know where the patagonia is?
you: just read the above definition

patagonia by mynameisusedbysomeoneelse November 21, 2009