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Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Padiddled 

When your teacher assigns a lot of work in one day, or when he/she gives you a test that you can't study for.
"So, how was the English test?"
"Fuck dude, I think I failed it. The teacher padiddled all of us."
Padiddled by That1AsianTho February 17, 2017

Padiddle Rape

When an individual loses multiple games of padiddle constantly, to the point of nakedness, it is called padiddle rape.
Padiddle Rape by kudalicious January 24, 2011
A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say padiddle must remove one article of clothing.

~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.
car: *rolling down the road*
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE!
p2: *removes both shoes*
padiddle by Jennifer December 16, 2003
A game played in a car where as somebody within the car sees another car with only one working headlight. That person then shouts "Padiddle!" and hits the top of the car. Everybody else in the car quickly shouts "Padiddle!" as well and hits the top of the car. The last person to do so must then remove a piece of clothing. The game then continues. The clothing must remain off until the remainder of the car ride and may only be put back on if that person is getting out of the car.
~a pair of shoes generally count as one piece of clothing but that can be decided before the game begins.
~same goes for a pair of socks
~the game lasts longer with more clothes
~jewelry does not count.
~If somebody yells "Padiddle!" and it is not a padiddle, it is called a false padiddle and the person who wrongly called padiddle must take off an article of clothing.
~it may be played where one break light out is called a "Padaddle!" and same rules apply.
p1-"Padiddle!"
p2-"Padiddle!"
p3 and p4-"Padiddle!"
p5-"DAMMIT! There goes my shirt, I'm horrible at this game!"
Padiddle by vanilla yogurt December 29, 2008

padiddle podcast 

A group of twitch streamers and blithesome that make funny content and podcast streams. They can also go by the cuhm crehw but prefer the padiddle podcast.
pen : I WATCHED THE PADIDDLE PODCAST YESTERDAY!!
daniel : who are they?

pen: THEY ARE THE BEST TWITCH STREAMER GROUP IN THE WORLD