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packardized

Publically immobilizing a punk-ass bitch who should have never dared to cross your path in the first place.
After Tom shot his fool mouth off, I totally packardized his ass in front of his crew
packardized by Ratmaster Bob February 25, 2017

Care Packaging 

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.
This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT
Care Packaging by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

like packaging chicken 

1. a phrase used to describe a fun time or a fond memory
2. a common replacement for the phrase "good times"
3. may be abbreviated as LPC
1. Remember that time crazy Jonathon sang karaoke at the Saloon?! That was "LPC".

2. Hey, let's go to the 'gaff tonight. It will be "like packaging chicken"!

Clamshell Packaging 

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.

Packaging Hymen 

The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.
This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact
Packaging Hymen by Agit8r February 26, 2010

packaging 

when u fuck a girl so hard ur nuts go into her pussy along with ur dick.
packaging by dave January 24, 2005