Agit8r's definitions

Packaging Hymen

The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.

This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact

by Agit8r February 26, 2010

Boat-slut

Overtanned too-skinny chicks whose sexual orientation is ostensibly limited to guys who own/lease/borrow daddy's sleek power boat and penis-size compensating skyed 4x4 pickup truck to tow it.

On that hot July weekend, Coulee City was rife with Boat-sluts

by Agit8r July 5, 2009

Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks

After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete

by Agit8r August 2, 2011

anthrax (adj.)

Describing items or places (esp. in the workplace) that almost everyone rationally or irrationally avoids (i.e. the anthrax restroom, the anthax refrigerator, etc)

"That's the anthrax (adj.) microwave. Nobody uses it because it smells like burnt tuna"

by Agit8r May 13, 2010