PaaKow

A kind hearted person, smart and often lazy yet fun to hang out with. He is thee best person ever, usually associated with a large penis.

Hey PaaKow, I heard it your smart, can you help me with my homework?

by JKO!!! August 15, 2022

Rudy Pankow

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

Rudy Pankow

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

by Pogues for life June 3, 2020

Pankow

buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown

Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.

by chinegroeatschickenfriedrice July 31, 2010

Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

by TJones3 January 1, 2013

Paskowski

A sausage eating Polish( male or female )

Sarah is a real paskowski in bed

by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016

Pankow

A family name that represents Big Penises.

He felt so big, He’s a Pankow

by FatAssEthan July 14, 2018