Pankow

buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown

Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.

by chinegroeatschickenfriedrice July 31, 2010

Pankow

A family name that represents Big Penises.

He felt so big, He’s a Pankow

by FatAssEthan July 14, 2018

Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

by TJones3 January 1, 2013

Rudy Pankow

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

Rudy Pankow

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

by Pogues for life June 3, 2020

rudeth pankow

mariams amazing husband <3

rudeth pankow is mariams husband!

by mariam pankow August 17, 2021

Cgd.Pankow

She is an amazing fanpage from tik tok she's really sweet,She gets a lot of de@th threats and I love her so much!I will always be with her!

"Stfu you $lut"-A Toxic Zonut "No thanks why should I if you just followed me to send negative feed back then why even follow?!"-Cgd.Pankow

by Andrew And Lucas September 8, 2021