Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder. The mental scarring from having unwanted and badly photographed dick pics sent to your phone.
Oh god. Billy gave me PTDPD. I'd be minding my own business, open up a text message, and BAM!!! Another ugly ass picture of his dick.
by The Cockring Buddha September 7, 2016
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Stress, anxiety caused by hanging out your family (similar to PTSD) Usually brought on around the holidays when you are forced to be around them resulting in chaos.
Stress, anxiety caused by hanging out your family (similar to PTSD) Usually brought on around the holidays when you are forced to be around them resulting in chaos.
After the holidays, Rick suffers PTDFD. He just isn't himself, and looks drained and exhausted.
My family sucks. Every year I hang out with them and they cause me to have PTDFD.
My family sucks. Every year I hang out with them and they cause me to have PTDFD.
by slikkr November 11, 2011
Get the PTDFD mug.The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.
Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.
by Rhoot July 9, 2010
Get the Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) mug.Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder; when you are heavily turned on as a women to an extent that your vagina starts hurting/cramping until you get a penis inside you. Compared to “blues balls”
Can also experience the distress after an orgasm if you’re hungry for a second round 😻
Can also experience the distress after an orgasm if you’re hungry for a second round 😻
by EqualRights January 4, 2021
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Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.
Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?
Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.
Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!
Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.
Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!
by da_king101 March 29, 2009
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It comes from an Ellen Degeneres' monologue about sexting.
It comes from an Ellen Degeneres' monologue about sexting.
by anafo September 5, 2011
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