PTDPD 

Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder. The mental scarring from having unwanted and badly photographed dick pics sent to your phone.

Oh god. Billy gave me PTDPD. I'd be minding my own business, open up a text message, and BAM!!! Another ugly ass picture of his dick.

PTDPD by The Cockring Buddha September 7, 2016

PTDFD 

Post Traumatic Dysfunctional Family Disorder.

Stress, anxiety caused by hanging out your family (similar to PTSD) Usually brought on around the holidays when you are forced to be around them resulting in chaos.

After the holidays, Rick suffers PTDFD. He just isn't himself, and looks drained and exhausted.

My family sucks. Every year I hang out with them and they cause me to have PTDFD.

PTDFD by slikkr November 11, 2011

Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) 

The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.

Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.

Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) by Rhoot July 9, 2010

PTPD 

Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder; when you are heavily turned on as a women to an extent that your vagina starts hurting/cramping until you get a penis inside you. Compared to “blues balls”
Can also experience the distress after an orgasm if you’re hungry for a second round 😻

I was so turned on that I got PTPD ....

PTPD by EqualRights January 4, 2021

PTDD 

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder, when you have a bad experience such as puking on a guy during a bj, and having bad gag reflexes and not being able to give head or have a dick near your face without flashbacks of the previous event.

"I tried to give Henry head but I had PTDD from the time I threw up on Chris's dick."

PTDD by Cjayebrosjg November 27, 2015

PTDD 

Periodic Temporary Displacement Disorder.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.

Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?

Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.

Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!

PTDD by da_king101 March 29, 2009

PDTPD 

Acronym for Put Down That Phone and Dance.
It comes from an Ellen Degeneres' monologue about sexting.

while sexting
PDTPD
Put Down that phone and dance!

PDTPD by anafo September 5, 2011