Put Down The Pipe. Used as a response to activities that seem drug induced crazy or really insane statements. A sarcastic request to stop pipe related drug activity (example,crack.) Thus leading to Iogical courses of action. Note: can be used in situations where drugs are clearly not involved.
Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder; when you are heavily turned on as a women to an extent that your vagina starts hurting/cramping until you get a penis inside you. Compared to “blues balls”
Can also experience the distress after an orgasm if you’re hungry for a second round 😻
PTPD or “Post traumatic plumbing disorder” is a psychiatric disorder developed through extended periods of installing or servicing plumbing system. Common side effects are severe substance abuse and the inability to dawn a belt.