PDTPD 

Acronym for Put Down That Phone and Dance.
It comes from an Ellen Degeneres' monologue about sexting.

while sexting
PDTPD
Put Down that phone and dance!

PDTPD by anafo September 5, 2011

pdtd 

OI! THAT'S MY NAME!

He was told that pdtd stood for some disorder thing(wut).

pdtd by pdtd September 7, 2021

PDTP

Put Down The Pipe. Used as a response to activities that seem drug induced crazy or really insane statements. A sarcastic request to stop pipe related drug activity (example,crack.) Thus leading to Iogical courses of action. Note: can be used in situations where drugs are clearly not involved.

John:The Tea party movement is what is best for America! Adam: PDTP bro.

PDTP by NPOAF October 19, 2010

PTDPD 

Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder. The mental scarring from having unwanted and badly photographed dick pics sent to your phone.

Oh god. Billy gave me PTDPD. I'd be minding my own business, open up a text message, and BAM!!! Another ugly ass picture of his dick.

PTDPD by The Cockring Buddha September 7, 2016

PTPD 

Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder; when you are heavily turned on as a women to an extent that your vagina starts hurting/cramping until you get a penis inside you. Compared to “blues balls”
Can also experience the distress after an orgasm if you’re hungry for a second round 😻

I was so turned on that I got PTPD ....

PTPD by EqualRights January 4, 2021

PTPD 

PTPD or “Post traumatic plumbing disorder” is a psychiatric disorder developed through extended periods of installing or servicing plumbing system. Common side effects are severe substance abuse and the inability to dawn a belt.

Hey! John’s butt crack is hanging way out. He must have a very serious case of PTPD

PTPD by Tortis12 October 8, 2021

PTPD 

Putting the phone down

Carl is really struggling with PTPD when we hang. He sours the experience

PTPD by P3Stacks March 27, 2025