PTDFD 

Post Traumatic Dysfunctional Family Disorder.

Stress, anxiety caused by hanging out your family (similar to PTSD) Usually brought on around the holidays when you are forced to be around them resulting in chaos.

After the holidays, Rick suffers PTDFD. He just isn't himself, and looks drained and exhausted.

My family sucks. Every year I hang out with them and they cause me to have PTDFD.

PTDFD by slikkr November 11, 2011

PTDPD 

Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder. The mental scarring from having unwanted and badly photographed dick pics sent to your phone.

Oh god. Billy gave me PTDPD. I'd be minding my own business, open up a text message, and BAM!!! Another ugly ass picture of his dick.

PTDPD by The Cockring Buddha September 7, 2016

ptfd 

"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.

nicki: Bitch you don't know me

Jessica: I dont wanna know you

Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt

ptfd by Courtney W September 26, 2005

PTFD 

Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.

I'm suffering from PTFD. I just bought falafel but can't eat because it smells like Dan's ass.

PTFD by panda foxfire April 3, 2010

PTFD 

Means Post traumatic fap disorder

Guy 1 : "Duuude, ever since No fap november my PTFD has started"

Guy 2 "Yeah man it feels like shit"

PTFD by Dirps November 2, 2017

PTFD 

Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.

Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.

PTFD by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 2, 2019

PTFD 

PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.

This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.

Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)

Ghost has a severe case of PTFD, I hope they are ok...

Watch out before you get PTFD'ed!

PTFD by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023