PTDFD

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Post Traumatic Dysfunctional Family Disorder.

Stress, anxiety caused by hanging out your family (similar to PTSD) Usually brought on around the holidays when you are forced to be around them resulting in chaos.

After the holidays, Rick suffers PTDFD. He just isn't himself, and looks drained and exhausted.

My family sucks. Every year I hang out with them and they cause me to have PTDFD.

PTDFD by slikkr November 11, 2011

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PTDPD

Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder. The mental scarring from having unwanted and badly photographed dick pics sent to your phone.

Oh god. Billy gave me PTDPD. I'd be minding my own business, open up a text message, and BAM!!! Another ugly ass picture of his dick.

PTDPD by The Cockring Buddha September 7, 2016

Related Words

PTDFD • ptfd • PTDD • PDFD • PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder) • PTDPD • Ptnfd • Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD)

ptfd

"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.

nicki: Bitch you don't know me

Jessica: I dont wanna know you

Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt

ptfd by Courtney W September 26, 2005

PTFD

Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.

I'm suffering from PTFD. I just bought falafel but can't eat because it smells like Dan's ass.

PTFD by panda foxfire April 3, 2010

PTFD

Means Post traumatic fap disorder

Guy 1 : "Duuude, ever since No fap november my PTFD has started"

Guy 2 "Yeah man it feels like shit"

PTFD by Dirps November 2, 2017

PTFD

Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.

Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.

PTFD by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 2, 2019

PTFD

PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.

This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.

Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)

Ghost has a severe case of PTFD, I hope they are ok...

Watch out before you get PTFD'ed!

PTFD by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026