PTPD 

Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder; when you are heavily turned on as a women to an extent that your vagina starts hurting/cramping until you get a penis inside you. Compared to “blues balls”
Can also experience the distress after an orgasm if you’re hungry for a second round 😻

I was so turned on that I got PTPD ....

PTPD by EqualRights January 4, 2021

PTPD 

PTPD or “Post traumatic plumbing disorder” is a psychiatric disorder developed through extended periods of installing or servicing plumbing system. Common side effects are severe substance abuse and the inability to dawn a belt.

Hey! John’s butt crack is hanging way out. He must have a very serious case of PTPD

PTPD by Tortis12 October 8, 2021

PTPD 

Putting the phone down

Carl is really struggling with PTPD when we hang. He sours the experience

PTPD by P3Stacks March 27, 2025