POOTEN
POOTEN by Bmxsickness December 5, 2022
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Pooten Nanny
1) A phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.
2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.
2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.
1) person 1: "We are outta here!" -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-
person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"
2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"
person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"
person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"
2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"
person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"
Pooten Nanny by Scheezy and Peezy July 25, 2009
Related Words
Pootential • POOTEN • Pooten Nanny • Pootenanny • Pootend • Pootengz • pootent • Pootention • Pootenza • Dooten Pooten
Dooten Pooten
A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.
Dooten Pooten by RomeoG September 23, 2011
Poofen
A tabby cat
pooter shooter
The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010
Pootanology
The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
Pootana
Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
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