Pootention

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The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

Pootention by Farmand March 18, 2023

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Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

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Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

Witness Protection For What by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

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Protection

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

Protection by McMinion March 17, 2020

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splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

splash protection by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

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Civil Protection

Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!

Civil Protection by the metro man May 30, 2020

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Protection

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.

Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.

Protection by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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