PITOJ 

"Put in take out job" an oft used acronym for gamblers used to describe a bet that is a definite winner

Made famous by the Lids Off punting syndicate.

Similar to "Money for Jam"

Earl: The Tigers are a PITOJ against the Faders. I better get a p-loan and load up.
Jezza: Yeh the Faders suck.
Djeks: I haven't seen money for jam like this since the great Tiger Tees sting of 2015.

PITOJ by Uncy Bizz June 4, 2016

Piton 

(Pronounced Pee-tohn) Any kind of button that you push. Could also be used to describe a small peg or knob.

Origin: New England French Canadian dialect.

Push that little piton to turn on the TV; the hockey game is on!

Piton by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Pito Saute Aukilagi 

Samoan for "Born in South Auckland". It is a phrase said by the New Zealand/Samoan rapper Savage in the song Not Many - The Remix!! by Scribe featuring Savage & Con Psy

Pito Saute Aukilagi! It ain't good, it ain't good, it ain't good 'coz you'll get jumped in my hood.

Pito Saute Aukilagi by azthetikk June 14, 2008

Piojito 

When someone caresses your hair to soothe you to sleep or to relax you. The literal definition and translation of the word piojito small lice in Spanish.

I would like you to give me piojito before I go to sleep.

Piojito by fingered_manifesto April 15, 2010

chupa mi pito 

Suck My Whistle (dick or penis)

Funny Man walked in and said, "chupa mi pito". Then she muched on his dick like a moncho burrito

chupa mi pito by LexiLexi November 19, 2007

Pitopo 

When you place a frozen pizza in the oven, and then fall asleep/pass out, leaving the frozen pizza cooking for hours. You are usually awoken to smoke detector blaring, or a house filled with smoke and a horrible burning odor. This usually is preceded by a long night of boozing. A successful pitopo usually ends up with something that resembles a charred hockey puck in the oven. "Pizza In The Oven Pass Out"

Man, I got home from the bar last night and pulled a pitopo. Everything in my house smells like charred pizza. Probably gonna take 2 weeks to get the stench out.

I was sound asleep last night, and woke up to a smoke filled apartment and the fire alarm blaring. My roommate Greg came home from the bars and committed a pitopo. I have to work in the morning and my suit reeks now. I tried to wake up Greg to reem him out, but he wouldn't even budge.

Pitopo by sappage February 20, 2017

pitorable 

pitifully adorable; a combination between cute and sad

Lisa: Look, the puppy that just tripped and fell down the stairs!

Laura: Aww, so pitorable. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

pitorable by aeve5 May 27, 2010