Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Hecklerbiggy

1. A slang for a greedy man who dates wealthy women with the intention of exploiting said wealth.

2. A male gold digger.

3. A middle-aged man who dresses and acts like younger generations to be "in with the crowd."

4. A hipster

I wouldn't date him, I heard he was a Hecklerbiggy!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Breastie

Selfie of a women's breasts.

I'd like to see a breastie of her's.

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Couture

A small, pig-headed monster. Pronounced Kah-chore

Keith: Did you see that creature back there?
Kelly: Yeah, it was a Couture.

by Mrberlinnh September 24, 2014

Meme

A middle-aged woman who has many sexual partners, sometime more than one at the same time.

The girl across the street is such a meme; she has a new man every night.

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Gives me the willies

Something very scary or creepy. Alternative: it gives me the creeps.

Origin: A family that got killed in a tragic landslide in New Hampsire in 1826.

That gives me the willies!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Piton

(Pronounced Pee-tohn) Any kind of button that you push. Could also be used to describe a small peg or knob.

Origin: New England French Canadian dialect.

Push that little piton to turn on the TV; the hockey game is on!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014