Pitopo 

When you place a frozen pizza in the oven, and then fall asleep/pass out, leaving the frozen pizza cooking for hours. You are usually awoken to smoke detector blaring, or a house filled with smoke and a horrible burning odor. This usually is preceded by a long night of boozing. A successful pitopo usually ends up with something that resembles a charred hockey puck in the oven. "Pizza In The Oven Pass Out"

Man, I got home from the bar last night and pulled a pitopo. Everything in my house smells like charred pizza. Probably gonna take 2 weeks to get the stench out.

I was sound asleep last night, and woke up to a smoke filled apartment and the fire alarm blaring. My roommate Greg came home from the bars and committed a pitopo. I have to work in the morning and my suit reeks now. I tried to wake up Greg to reem him out, but he wouldn't even budge.

Pitopo by sappage February 20, 2017

pitipoanca 

A Romanian version of a woman gold digger, only more trashy and cheap.

She was such a nice girl, but then turned in such a "pitipoanca" and now her boyfriend is like my 90 y.o. grandpa.

pitipoanca by EKFRO April 23, 2014

Potopov

1. (noun) A Potopov is a Russian name, not to be confused with "Pop-The-Top" often given to babies that were failed to be aborted in the womb.

2. (Verb) The act of scuttling abruptly in a very exhaggerated manner (not to be confused with sprinting or running) in hopes of snatching his/her prey.

3. (verb) Potopoving is a specific talent within the martial arts spectrum. The art is practiced with specifically designed nun-chucks, which when mastered, will allow the beholder to penetrate through flesh.

Potopov, often reffered to as the destroyer of realms.
There is a refference to a "Potopov" in a late 16th century Russian fairy tail entitled "Аферисты пениса"

There is an unrelated term called "Potopovous" which is a rare, but serious testicular disease in which the testicles often get entangled within the scrotum for reasons unknown to science.

It is claimed that only a man by the name of Artem, who resides in the deep and dark tunnels of the Goosneck Woods as a hermit, knows about the arts of Potopoving. He recently escaped his abusive family in search of a mystical power and hasn't been seen since

Potopov by Story teller Jack June 14, 2011

Pitypoke 

When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another

I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke

Pitypoke by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

pitophelia 

A pit bull hater who is obsessed with stalking women who own pit bulls. Then seeming to get turned on, by a woman being kissed by a dog, and relating it to bestiality!

OMG, the pit bull haters are so obsessed with pitophelia when seeing a picture of a woman and her pit bull!

pitophelia by perfectdescription September 7, 2016

pitology 

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).

When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.

pitology by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

pitooey

A word meaning all sort of things, whatever you want it to mean. It is a very fun word and the official language of penguins.

Pitooey! I don't like that!

pitooey by Penguin.Lover. October 22, 2010