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PITON in bulgaria is a sinonim for DICK. the real meaning of Piton is a snake. Its a snake that is very big but without poison.
Bob: Do u what to see my PITON?
girl: Ur hudge piton?
BOb: yes the piton. Swallow it BITCH!!!!!
Pitona iska6 li da ti pokaja, pitona koito pazq vuv garaja....
piton by daniD12 March 6, 2007
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Emery misses Piton 

"Emery misses piton"- this phrase is only supposed to be used when emery truly misses her piton, and needs the piton ambulance.
Emery- I miss my bestfriend piton.

Random person- Oh, so Emery misses Piton

Pistonheads 

Right wing club for angry old white men.
I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.
Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019
To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

Pistonheads 

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.
Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.
Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022

Scissor Piston 

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.
I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!
Scissor Piston by Panama Pucker April 9, 2022
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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