PITNT

Pale Is The New Tan

Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, PITNT

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: Pale Is The New Tan

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no

by S(i)AM August 14, 2009

Couple of Pints

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

PintoBean2003

Help them. They've been trapped in the Urban Dictionary since March 03, 2020. We need to gather a search party.

A: We need to help PintoBean2003!
B: But how? We don't even know who they are.
A: It doesn't matter, we still have to!!

by tommygobrrrrr May 5, 2021

Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

Pinterict

One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.

Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.

by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013

a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022