PITNT

Pale Is The New Tan

Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, PITNT

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: Pale Is The New Tan

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no

PITNT by S(i)AM August 14, 2009

Couple of Pints 

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

Couple of Pints by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

PintoBean2003

Help them. They've been trapped in the Urban Dictionary since March 03, 2020. We need to gather a search party.

A: We need to help PintoBean2003!
B: But how? We don't even know who they are.
A: It doesn't matter, we still have to!!

PintoBean2003 by tommygobrrrrr May 5, 2021

Mega pint 

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

Mega pint by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

Pinterict

One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.

Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.

Pinterict by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013

a mega pint 

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

a mega pint by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

Mega pint 

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

Mega pint by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022