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Pinto
Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
Pinto by The Four inch Fairy November 18, 2009
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Pinto
1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
Pinto by CaptainFine May 27, 2009
pinto
1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
pinto by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
Pinto
1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
Pinto by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003