PENCIST 

The act of singling out a pen for victimization based on its appearance, colour, length, or size.

This lady was being Pencist because she did not like the height or colour of my pen.

PENCIST by Nosyteinahpets January 22, 2024

Pencilturds 

A nickname given to small dogs, like chihuahuas or shitzus. Named for the thin feces they produce.

I got so angry I almost kicked poor Pencilturds

Pencilturds by Yahoo! Answers Phil J June 21, 2010

Penciltration 

The act of slipping an object such as a pen or pencil in one's nose or ear as if no one else would notice. This is sometimes followed by smelling it or putting it in ones mouth.

Paul: "Did you see Stephen slip that pen up his nose during our 10:00 meeting? Talk about input."

Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."

Penciltration by Horshack April 8, 2010

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penistude 

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

penistude by Decimus December 1, 2006