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Pencilgasm 

The quite queer noise you make when you drop your pencil.
Sandy dropped her pencil and had a pencilgasm that sounded like,"aaaHHooAH'
Pencilgasm by Flinkidink August 25, 2010

Liking pencilcase

Constantly saying to someone "I like your pencilcase"
I was LIking pencilcase to Mike by telling him I like your pencilcase
Liking pencilcase by 100100100100100 February 27, 2019

pencilcase 

It is when you and your buddies wrap their dicks in glad wrap
Old mate 1: Me and the boys are gonna make a pencilcase tonight
Old mate 2: Fucken oath cunt
pencilcase by bigtrapa April 27, 2021

Pencilcase 

A thing you trap your pencils in so they can't breathe and then they die
You: moahahhaha imma trap all of you dumb pencils in this pencilcase!!
Pencils: nooooooo
You: *traps pencils*
Pencils: *dies*
Pencilcase by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

PENCILCASE 

something used to store stationary equipment
it was a cool PENCILCASE
PENCILCASE by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019

pencilmanship 

A simpler/easier "neat writing" class whereby you don't have any of da "permanent pigment" anxiety dat you would when using ink, in dat you can just erase any boo-boos or messy characters and re-scribe over them.
Perhaps grade schools should focus just on pencilmanship for da first few years till da students become more proficient at setting down their lettering "clean 'n' correct" on da first try, and only then have them switch from Eberhard #2s to Bic Cristal instruments.
pencilmanship by QuacksO April 1, 2025
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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