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Penciltration 

The act of slipping an object such as a pen or pencil in one's nose or ear as if no one else would notice. This is sometimes followed by smelling it or putting it in ones mouth.
Paul: "Did you see Stephen slip that pen up his nose during our 10:00 meeting? Talk about input."

Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."
Penciltration by Horshack April 8, 2010
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double ball penitration 

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

penitration 

the act in which the penis does come in contact with the vagina and goes like woooooooooaw. ejactulating the white thin liquidcum.
-While Kirsten was being penitrated by Dave, her screams were soooo loud her mom woke up and came down and joined the hott steamy kinky sex.
-George penitrated liz giving her an orgasm so hott it reminded me of a hard core porn film that i watch every weekend and masturbate to.
-When Alex penitrated Megan, she screamed and moaned with heated emotions in her groin area.

Penitration Testing 

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.
James has been Penitration Testing today

double penitration 

to have more than one penis inserted into a womans hole at once
The DVDA, double vaginal double anal, scene in orgasmo...
double penitration by Stunt Cock January 27, 2003

Penistration 

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.
The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.
Penistration by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006

penitration 

The act in which my huuuuuuuge dick slides in yo mommas pussy, maybee even her asshole (depends on my mood)
I enjoyed that penitration i gave yo momma
penitration by Anal_Rejection January 23, 2018
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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