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B.C.P.B is a very serious disorder that only black people can get that effects 1 in 10,000 black guys. B.C.P.B stands for black and can't play basketball. There is no cure.
I'm afraid, Jerome... You have B.C.P.B. Some symptoms may include: Your favorite rapper is Macklemore. You also might have no rhythm on the dance floor and the ability to have children with only one woman.
B.C.P.B by Hayase March 30, 2021
Females that spend their Friday nights grazing in Pacific Beach, CA.

Typically women who probably were attractive at some point or could be attractive but aren't because of the following.

1. They wear too much make-up.

2. They are slightly over-weight (i.e. they started hott/thin, but years of drinking heavily, and eating dinner in PB has taken a tole on them.

3. They tell their stories just a little bit louder than the normal person would in a conversation. Their stories generally consist of topics that suck like:
a. Getting dinner in PB.
b. Some ex-bf.

c. Something not interesting at all no matter how many times they insist that it was "fabulous, epic, insane."
4. They enter whatever establishment appearing to be somewhat classy and put together but by the time they leave are slurring, make-up running, common stock pigs.

5. In a conversation, they will attribute value to any person that lives "in PB" or has "a friend who lives in PB" or has had "dinner in PB"
6. They think sushi is the greatest thing in the world.

7. They are attracted to men who wear plaid, who are wannabe UFC fighters, who use Axe body wash, or generally men who strive to be the poster boy for Men's Health.
Yeah the girls he dates are close to hott, but not really, like your typical PB cow.

Guy 1: Hey let's go hit on those PB cows.
Guy 2: Alright, should we talk about the fight with them?
Guy 1: Yup, and then we'll mention that we had sushi in PB and it was epic.
PB Cow by PBDairyFarmer March 12, 2011

Pit PB Check 

Pit Of Heresy Personal Best Check on Dungeon report
Pit PB check or get Ran
Pit PB Check by Desssz June 3, 2024

T.O.P.B.F.C.B 

it stands for that one Polar bear from crash bandicoot.it will try attack you and smile like a pedophile when you die.
1:Hate T.O.P.B.F.C.B.
2.T.O.P.B.F.C.B is a jerk.
Problem Between Keyboard and Chair (Problem Between Keyboard & Chair).

Used to describe the source of an (computer) error. P.B.K.C or PBKC means the eror is a human or operator error and not a hardware or software error.

PBKC is an alternative version of the definition RTFM.
The user who called the help desk thought that the system was down, but it was just a p.b.k.c error.
p.b.k.c by Juan Whaimai February 3, 2007

pb turk n' chee 

"De best sandvich evahr"

- A. Schwarzenegger

It is traditionally a closed face sandwich (but not limited to) composed of peanut butter on BOTH of the inside halves, turkey in the middle and cheddar cheese to top it off.

some forms of the pb turk n' chee have the bread toasted as seen in the Canadian pb turk n' chee. Also seen with melted cheese in the Italian pb turk n' chee. Many variations exist.

Origins:
tied closely with "Jables" of Tenacious D more commonly know as Jack Black. His mention of the jr. western bacon chee led to the inception of the pb turk n' chee some years later.

Bless the D in the name of the Dio the Meatloaf and the Holy diver.

barmen
"man i'm fuckin hungry. lemme check the fridge

Dude, wheres my pb turk n' chee?

wake up you asshole!"

"whahahaheaugh what!"

"you ate my fuckin' pb turk n' chee"

" well if you put it in there, its fair game, for anyone who wants to eat it"

excerpt from karate pb turk n' chee
pb turk n' chee by Zamcar mattki October 17, 2010