PARACOITA
When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.
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scantron paranoia
the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
Boner Paranoia
Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
Peter Paranoia
One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.
What a cuckoo!
What a cuckoo!
Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010
last.fm paranoia
Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.
Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010
webmd paranoia
when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.
guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012
Paracetamol smile
It refers to a person that is not truly feeling the pain behind it all.
OR
A lyric in a Declan McKenna song.
OR
A lyric in a Declan McKenna song.
Person 1: She has a Paracetamol smile.
Person 2: So tell me what's on your mind, and don't forget your Paracetamol smile.
Person 2: So tell me what's on your mind, and don't forget your Paracetamol smile.
Paracetamol smile by tupacbiggybiggy April 17, 2019