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Stands for Pretty Small Penis. Sometimes used by elementary school boys to mock their friends, who think that they are referring to the PlayStation Portable and thus results in a hilarious conversation.
"Hey man, were you playing with your P.S.P. last night?"

"Yeah! I got the new model! It's even smaller than the original!"

"*snickers* Good for you..."
P.S.P. by alexis a. March 31, 2008
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short for..PORN STAR PENIS. A large dick. Typically larger than normal. as typically only found in pornos. Big enough to make her mumble OMG ITS SOOOO BIG under her breath.
oh babe im such a dirty whore why dont you bust out your P.S.P. and bend me over like the trashy slut i am.
P.S.P. by Ferretnparrot January 23, 2006
That guy has a P.S.P.
P.S.P. by Toadshark July 13, 2016
Prime Shotgun Position, aka prime shotty position; i.e the point at which a blunt becomes ideal for blowing a shotgun.
Couz: Hey Dawson is it time for shotty's yet?

Dawson: Nah its not P.S.P yet!
P.S.P by nick couz April 1, 2004
acronym for Platnium Status Player
Since I am a P.S.P, I have no time to sleep!
P.S.P by Cory K September 3, 2007

I.E.P S.P.T 

(Usually shortened to just S.P.T or Special Table), it stands for Individualized Educational Plan’s Special People Table. It is a group of mentally ill, special people who cause chaos, drink mtn dew and play pubg.
Person: “Hey, where did all of the french dictionaries go?”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
I.E.P S.P.T by anonymous November 16, 2021

P.S.D.S. 

Said in a New York accent, Pierced Ears!
Eva said "I have P.S.D.S.. Stephanie looked puzzled so Eva touched her ear lobes & said, "You know, P.S.D.S.. Then Stephanie understood & they had a good laugh.
P.S.D.S. by Starchylde May 30, 2016
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