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Stands for Pretty Small Penis. Sometimes used by elementary school boys to mock their friends, who think that they are referring to the PlayStation Portable and thus results in a hilarious conversation.
"Hey man, were you playing with your P.S.P. last night?"

"Yeah! I got the new model! It's even smaller than the original!"

"*snickers* Good for you..."
P.S.P. by alexis a. March 31, 2008
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short for..PORN STAR PENIS. A large dick. Typically larger than normal. as typically only found in pornos. Big enough to make her mumble OMG ITS SOOOO BIG under her breath.
oh babe im such a dirty whore why dont you bust out your P.S.P. and bend me over like the trashy slut i am.
P.S.P. by Ferretnparrot January 23, 2006
That guy has a P.S.P.
P.S.P. by Toadshark July 13, 2016
Prime Shotgun Position, aka prime shotty position; i.e the point at which a blunt becomes ideal for blowing a shotgun.
Couz: Hey Dawson is it time for shotty's yet?

Dawson: Nah its not P.S.P yet!
P.S.P by nick couz April 1, 2004
acronym for Platnium Status Player
Since I am a P.S.P, I have no time to sleep!
P.S.P by Cory K September 3, 2007

I.E.P S.P.T 

(Usually shortened to just S.P.T or Special Table), it stands for Individualized Educational Plan’s Special People Table. It is a group of mentally ill, special people who cause chaos, drink mtn dew and play pubg.
Person: “Hey, where did all of the french dictionaries go?”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
I.E.P S.P.T by anonymous November 16, 2021

P.S.D.S. 

Said in a New York accent, Pierced Ears!
Eva said "I have P.S.D.S.. Stephanie looked puzzled so Eva touched her ear lobes & said, "You know, P.S.D.S.. Then Stephanie understood & they had a good laugh.
P.S.D.S. by Starchylde May 30, 2016
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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