Stands for PrettySmall Penis. Sometimes used by elementary school boys to mock their friends, who think that they are referring to the PlayStation Portable and thus results in a hilarious conversation.
"Hey man, were you playing with your P.S.P. last night?"
"Yeah! I got the newmodel! It's even smaller than the original!"
short for..PORN STAR PENIS. A large dick. Typically larger than normal. as typically only found in pornos. Big enough to make her mumble OMG ITS SOOOO BIG under her breath.
oh babe im such a dirty whore why dont you bust out your P.S.P. and bend me over like the trashy slut i am.
(Usually shortened to just S.P.T or Special Table), it stands for Individualized Educational Plan’s Special People Table. It is a group of mentally ill, special people who cause chaos, drink mtn dew and play pubg.
Person: “Hey, where did all of the french dictionaries go?”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
Eva said "I have P.S.D.S.. Stephanie looked puzzled so Eva touched her ear lobes & said, "You know, P.S.D.S.. Then Stephanie understood & they had a good laugh.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.