(Usually shortened to just S.P.T or Special Table), it stands for Individualized Educational Plan’s Special People Table. It is a group of mentally ill, special people who cause chaos, drink mtn dew and play pubg.
Person: “Hey, where did all of the french dictionaries go?”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!
dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"
other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."
Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.
The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.