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S.T.E.P.S. 

A group that stands for Students Teaching Equals Positve Sexuality. They teach the SUNY Fredonia campus about Healty/ Unhealthy relationships, STI's and HIV/AIDS, Homophobia and save sex. Its a small group that contains about 30 members. Recently they have expanded to S.T.E.P.S. - UB, for the University of Buffalo campus.
"You didint use a condom? You idiot, you should go to the S.T.E.P.S. Office and ask for advice."
S.T.E.P.S. by Tony Lombardo April 9, 2008
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F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. 

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.
Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p. 

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant
Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

D.U.B.S.T.E.P

Dropping
Unique
Bass
Sounds
That
Entertain
People
He's a great Dj because he D.U.B.S.T.E.P.
D.U.B.S.T.E.P by MM Kuru June 26, 2012

S.T.E.P. 

A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.

It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.

Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."

Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."

Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"

S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
S.T.E.P. by California Cop January 3, 2008

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P 

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

I.E.P S.P.T 

(Usually shortened to just S.P.T or Special Table), it stands for Individualized Educational Plan’s Special People Table. It is a group of mentally ill, special people who cause chaos, drink mtn dew and play pubg.
Person: “Hey, where did all of the french dictionaries go?”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
I.E.P S.P.T by anonymous November 16, 2021
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