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T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!
dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."
by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009
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I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See
You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)
by ImGayBruv April 3, 2021
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F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P
by ICUP666 April 10, 2008
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i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.
Girl: i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m.

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Boyfriend: say less😏
by EElala November 12, 2021
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T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe
Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.
by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009
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e.m.p.f.t.b

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
???
Eat My Pussy From The Back
by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019
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E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D

eat my pussy till i cum on your face daddy
Hey (insert name) E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D.
by ssggrdggttr July 17, 2019
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