P.I.C.N.I.C 

An acronym for: Problem in chair, not in computer.

Guy #1: Hey guys help, I think my computer is broken, I can't find my start button.
Guy #2: Have you tried the lower left corner.
Guy #1: Oh, thanks, you fixed it!
Guy #2: Classic case of P.I.C.N.I.C

P.I.C.N.I.C by DemonicHermit October 28, 2007

P I C N I C 

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For the person who knows nothing about computers except basic tasks like turning it on and off and reading their email. Are you having a P I C N I C?

P I C N I C by Parker394 June 28, 2007

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S 

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See

You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S by ImGayBruv April 3, 2021

P.A.N.I.C.S.

Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations

Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.

P.A.N.I.C.S. by Yomeighyurine May 2, 2007

P.A.N.I.C. 

People against nuts in candy.

No snickers for me I'm a member of P.A.N.I.C., people against nuts in candy.

P.A.N.I.C. by Listerdavid November 5, 2013

p.i.n.c.

Originated from a mother, she listened to the song P.I.M.P. on the radio and started to sing along. She said P.I.N.C. instead of P.I.M.P. When asked why, she said "I don't think dirty thoughts like that."

I don't know what you heard about me.
But if you can't get a dollar out of me...
No cadillacs no perms you can't see...
That I'm a....

P I N C!!!

p.i.n.c. by Fabio Van Leeder Hosen August 23, 2004

N.I.C.P. 

Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure

A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.

Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"

Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"

N.I.C.P. by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011