The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 28, 2006
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017
A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty
by Pablokeene89 February 15, 2018
by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020
Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 1, 2010
by casablanca10 April 22, 2009
a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter
by isugirl February 27, 2014