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Ozumba
A last name commonly possessed by a rare subspecies of supreme homosapien, chiefly characterized by their titan-like physiques and seemingly infinite cognitive capabilities. Ozumbas sensory mechanisms are unequivocally heightened, often causing them to be mistaken by many for Superheroes (whom, unlike Ozumbas, do not exist). Ozumbas also exhibit extraordinarily high degrees of compassion, humility, kindness and courage. These, in combination with their outstanding ability to utilize reason and fair judgement, enable them to be effective and well-honored magistrates in their social environments.
There are many myths and legends which attribute even more superfluous characteristics to Ozumbas. To date, however, contemporary archaeological and ancient historical research has yielded very little doubt among respective communities that any of these descriptions constitute an accurate representation of them in reality. Many scholars believe that Ozumbas are the greatest beings to have ever walked the planet.
There are many myths and legends which attribute even more superfluous characteristics to Ozumbas. To date, however, contemporary archaeological and ancient historical research has yielded very little doubt among respective communities that any of these descriptions constitute an accurate representation of them in reality. Many scholars believe that Ozumbas are the greatest beings to have ever walked the planet.
Person A: Hey, it was so incredible meeting you!! You know everything about me. And I don't know why, but I am so attracted to you, I think I'm in LOVE!! What did you say your name was again?
Person B: Hugh Ozumba
Person B: Hugh Ozumba
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Ottumwa, Iowa
Ottumwa, Iowa is a small, shitty town on the southeastern side of Iowa..
It's called the "City of Bridges" even though there are only three main bridges, they're pretty small, and they hover over a dirty-ass brown river known as the "Des Moines River"
There are like, seven elementary schools and Ottumwa High School, or OHS, is probably one of the worst places in Ottumwa..
It's literally full of nothing but wanna-be preps, jocks, drama nerds, sluts, druggies, illegal Mexicans, wanna-be gangs, and trash
There are such a small amount of "normal" people that attend OHS and yes, I am fortunately one of them..
They tried to build a fuckin' casino here and it, of course, got denied..
They should've tried to build something more productive and entertaining like a "roller rink"..
As soon as I graduate I'm getting the fuck outta here!!
It's called the "City of Bridges" even though there are only three main bridges, they're pretty small, and they hover over a dirty-ass brown river known as the "Des Moines River"
There are like, seven elementary schools and Ottumwa High School, or OHS, is probably one of the worst places in Ottumwa..
It's literally full of nothing but wanna-be preps, jocks, drama nerds, sluts, druggies, illegal Mexicans, wanna-be gangs, and trash
There are such a small amount of "normal" people that attend OHS and yes, I am fortunately one of them..
They tried to build a fuckin' casino here and it, of course, got denied..
They should've tried to build something more productive and entertaining like a "roller rink"..
As soon as I graduate I'm getting the fuck outta here!!
Yeah, Ottumwa, Iowa sucks....
Some people here call Ottumwa O-Town..
Umm.. O-Town is for Orlando and Orlando only..
Trying to throw in some other place's name to try and give a shitty little town a "cool" nickname won't get it anywhere..
Some people here call Ottumwa O-Town..
Umm.. O-Town is for Orlando and Orlando only..
Trying to throw in some other place's name to try and give a shitty little town a "cool" nickname won't get it anywhere..
Ottumwa, Iowa by Get Me Out of Ottumwa May 26, 2010
Oozumpti
An oozumpti is a slang word which means basically everything. The word itself means nothing, but it refers to everything that has ever happened on this world, and may be used as a censor for words. A good synonym for it would be /b/.
Guy: Man, that party was an oozumpti of a good time!
Girl: Stop trying to do that to me you oozumpti!
Robber: Give me the oozumpti!
Man admiring a girl: Look at that fine oozumpti!
Boy: I hope I do an oozumpti job on the quiz.
Girl: Stop trying to do that to me you oozumpti!
Robber: Give me the oozumpti!
Man admiring a girl: Look at that fine oozumpti!
Boy: I hope I do an oozumpti job on the quiz.
Oozumpti by Overlord Oozumpti January 18, 2009
Ottumwa
Crappy small town in Iowa. Zip code 52501. Home of the Ottumwa Bulldogs, and half of the Mexican immigrants. Ottumwa High School (OHS) is home of the "gang" 6kr.
Tim: Do you go to OHS?
Will: Nah, I go to Cardinal.
Tim: Well, do you live in Ottumwa?
Will: Nah, I'm a city boy.
Tim: YOU SUCK! I throw plates at you.
Will: Nah, I go to Cardinal.
Tim: Well, do you live in Ottumwa?
Will: Nah, I'm a city boy.
Tim: YOU SUCK! I throw plates at you.
Ottumwa by Jizzle Fo Shizzle November 12, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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