6 definitions by Overlord Oozumpti
An oozumpti is a slang word which means basically everything. The word itself means nothing, but it refers to everything that has ever happened on this world, and may be used as a censor for words. A good synonym for it would be /b/.
Guy: Man, that party was an oozumpti of a good time!
Girl: Stop trying to do that to me you oozumpti!
Robber: Give me the oozumpti!
Man admiring a girl: Look at that fine oozumpti!
Boy: I hope I do an oozumpti job on the quiz.
Girl: Stop trying to do that to me you oozumpti!
Robber: Give me the oozumpti!
Man admiring a girl: Look at that fine oozumpti!
Boy: I hope I do an oozumpti job on the quiz.
by Overlord Oozumpti January 18, 2009
a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.
Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.
by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009
Idiotic psycopathic maniac: I love Internet Explorer! Eet keecks azz!!
Master's Degree Rocket Scientist/paleontologist/biologist: Firefox kicks IE's ass.
Master's Degree Rocket Scientist/paleontologist/biologist: Firefox kicks IE's ass.
by Overlord Oozumpti July 23, 2009
Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.
by Overlord Oozumpti May 14, 2009
When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009
Anorexia is a communicable disease caught by many of Hollywood's famous actors, and also rich white kid's from reality TV shows (see The Hills and OC). It causes an unintended emotional need to lose weight, by eating little or no food, and going on many food strikes.
Did you know that 75.12% of all the paparazzi have Anorexia from following around celebrities so much?
by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009