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Ozumba

A last name commonly possessed by a rare subspecies of supreme homosapien, chiefly characterized by their titan-like physiques and seemingly infinite cognitive capabilities. Ozumbas sensory mechanisms are unequivocally heightened, often causing them to be mistaken by many for Superheroes (whom, unlike Ozumbas, do not exist). Ozumbas also exhibit extraordinarily high degrees of compassion, humility, kindness and courage. These, in combination with their outstanding ability to utilize reason and fair judgement, enable them to be effective and well-honored magistrates in their social environments.

There are many myths and legends which attribute even more superfluous characteristics to Ozumbas. To date, however, contemporary archaeological and ancient historical research has yielded very little doubt among respective communities that any of these descriptions constitute an accurate representation of them in reality. Many scholars believe that Ozumbas are the greatest beings to have ever walked the planet.
Person A: Hey, it was so incredible meeting you!! You know everything about me. And I don't know why, but I am so attracted to you, I think I'm in LOVE!! What did you say your name was again?

Person B: Hugh Ozumba
by moopzx July 27, 2012
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Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.
This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.
by MacCaswell February 4, 2020
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Odumba

Derogatory nickname for the President of the United States, Barack Obama. Commonly used by people with conservative political preferences, by racists, and by people who just plain don't like the president.
Damn! What kind of drugs is Odumba on! Why the hell does he think poor people can pay for the mandatory health insurance he wants?
by Nitrate October 24, 2009
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Ozuba

Portuguese slang, most used by adolescents who live in the ghetto. Normally said when seen or done something outrageous. Means abusive, which then is splet backwards, abuso - ozuba, the z is used so they seem cool.
Meu, isso foi ganda ozuba. Mate, that was really fucked up.
by TheAlwaysRightGuy. July 27, 2015
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ozuma

Ozuma is a very confident, beautiful and confident woman. Ozuma is also very independent, one thing about a woman named Ozuma is that she is a party animal.
by Hey I’m Steve November 22, 2021
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Olumba

Someone who obtains by tricks or possess something in a fraudulent manner
What is the source of his wealth? He is an Olumba.
Why do you look so frustrated?. I ran into Olumba at the party
by Mhykel June 16, 2025
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olumbabuskus

a brondilitus that occurs in the persons ulumtrusus when their on milomitango after they tofellagugos in the heatswarm gigliosus
person 1: shit, i have olumbabuskus
person 2: what the fuck is that
person 1: a brondilitus that occurs in the persons ulumtrusus when their on milomitango after they tofellagugos in the heatswarm gigliosus
person 2: fuck off biach
by circle2 June 20, 2025
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