Oscargasm

A sound or noise that Oscar winners make that closely resembles a sexual orgasm.

'Did you hear Halle Berry when she won the Oscar for Best Actress??' - Bob

'Yes! Her Oscargasm was amazing', - Tyler

by Murpster March 2, 2009

Oscarism

A belief or theory that opinions and actions should be taken with a laid-back attitude and that life should be stress-free.

-Did you study for the exam?
-No, I'm gonna improvise it. I'm an Oscarist.
-An Oscarist?
-I believe in Oscarism. You know, whatever happens happens. If I pass, great. If I fail, then that's just part of life.

by AnOscarist November 9, 2018

oargasm

something that occurs when someone has sex with a boat

OOOOOOH YES YES YES! I'm gonna come all over your poop deck! Man the lifeboats I'm gonna OARGASM!

by Danontour May 11, 2006

oargasm

Reaction of a home-theater enthusiast upon realizing a given film is being released in its Original Aspect Ratio.

"Dude, it's gonna be 2.35:1. I just totally had an oargasm."

by Greg Thompson October 19, 2005

oargasm

The state of mind when one thinks they are actually a seal. This state of mind is generally caused by idiotic behavior leading to an oargasm.

The actual oargasm sounds something like this: "OAR! OAR! OAR!" and generally includes rabid clapping like a seal.

Man, I thought she was crazy when she was making those motorcycle sounds. I never thought she'd go so far to have an oargasm.

by Jen Florentine June 11, 2006

oscarcampos

he likes to suk dik, balls, man's nipples, toilets, and his mom's dik oh, and likes to get DONKEY PUNCHED

dude: what happened?
oscarcampos: oh, i just got donkey punchd last nite, i was knocked OUT!

by papi1... January 12, 2008

scargasm

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having

I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.

by President VanWormer November 7, 2011