Optimice
Dumping out excess ice you've just re-added to your cup when getting a fountain drink; achieving optimum ice quantity
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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pc optimizer pro
A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.
pc optimizer pro by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018
optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.
Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009
optimisery
noun. 1. sadness at the loss of a dream, falling to the depths of despair after having high hopes. 2. the cognitive dissonance of beautiful melancholy, whereby one feels deep pain and also harbors hope for the attainment of their, so far, thwarted goals. 3. state of an optimist when faced with soul-crushing rejection.
optimisery by CodeNameReservoir February 9, 2018