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Opporcoonist

An opporcoonist is a black person who derides any protest of inequality by other black people until it becomes trendy to participate in that protest due to it's growing popularity. Said Opporcoonist may even deny having been against the protest despite damning proof of their staunch stand against it.
Ray Lewis is an Opporcoonist of the highest order. he only chooses to kneel during the national anthem once the president has spoken against the league.
by juibrand513 September 26, 2017
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Opporpoonity

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.
1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!
by Jez & Brooke September 17, 2005
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Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.
Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
by Ralford November 19, 2010
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opporpoonity

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."
by jrsb April 8, 2009
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Opporpoonity

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.
by Snakeface. May 26, 2009
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Opporpoonity

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.
by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015
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opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.
Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
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