Alex:"this chick was crazy last night she tried jerkin me with her feet"
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?
by Ralford November 19, 2010

A xanax bar. Term often used after pill has been bumped or eaten to confirm with your friends your gonna have the best night you will never remember. Pill should be 2 mg school bus or totem pole and takin with lots of beer.
Ross:"Yooo Sean how are ya feelin"?
Sean:"Feelin amazing man just popped a zanzabar"
Ross:"Alright my dude have fun on Zanzabar island"
Sean:"Feelin amazing man just popped a zanzabar"
Ross:"Alright my dude have fun on Zanzabar island"
by Ralford November 19, 2010

by Ralford November 19, 2010

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.
Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"
Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"
Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
by Ralford November 19, 2010
