Definitions by Ralford
Missed Opporpoonity
When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.
Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"
Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"
Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
Missed Opporpoonity by Ralford November 19, 2010
Zanzabar
A xanax bar. Term often used after pill has been bumped or eaten to confirm with your friends your gonna have the best night you will never remember. Pill should be 2 mg school bus or totem pole and takin with lots of beer.