Ralford's definitions

Zanzabar

A xanax bar. Term often used after pill has been bumped or eaten to confirm with your friends your gonna have the best night you will never remember. Pill should be 2 mg school bus or totem pole and takin with lots of beer.

Ross:"Yooo Sean how are ya feelin"?
Sean:"Feelin amazing man just popped a zanzabar"
Ross:"Alright my dude have fun on Zanzabar island"

by Ralford November 19, 2010

Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

by Ralford November 19, 2010

Stork in the cabin

When a girl jerks a guy off using her feet. nuff said.

Alex:"this chick was crazy last night she tried jerkin me with her feet"
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?

by Ralford November 19, 2010

feeno

Drug addict rapper who tends to be black. As heard in Meek Millz song "Do dat dere".

I'm a feeno you know I got them Keelo, You know I got that fish if you tryna find nemo

by Ralford November 19, 2010