Opinionata 

An opinion with candy inside; A sweet opinion.

Greg: "Hey, I think Game of Thrones is an awesome series."

Tom: "That's quite an opinionata my friend."

Opinionata by The Mordecai April 19, 2013

System Opinionstrator 

One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.

The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.

System Opinionstrator by splittingwedge November 8, 2007

opinionate 

To express one's opinion. The word is similar to conversate. Speakers who use conversate tend to also use opinionate.

That bitch was starting to opinionate about how much she don't like my clothes in front of the other girls at the party until I told her to shut the fuck up.

opinionate by ViperMan January 6, 2008

Opinionatapus 

A person who constantly changes their opinion about something.

He was so adamant about wearing a mask at the store. His cousin passed from Covid......Next day, he went clubbing with a Trump hat on. He believes in his constitutional rights. What an opinionatapus.

Opinionatapus by JTZebra July 20, 2020

Opinionated 

Having and voicing an opinion is different from being opinionated. Opinionated rightly has negative connotations because it means doggedly holding on to your opinions without considering circumstances and/or facts and/or advice/views of others.

I can offer my opinions without being opinionated because I will reevaluate my opinions if I consider it appropriate.

Opinionated by neverthetwain January 25, 2016

OpinionSearch 

A crappy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on Sunday mornings.
OpinionSearch also has a tendency to not give two shits about its employees.

Should not be confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.

1) I worked an 8-hour shift at OpinionSearch today and I want to slit my wrists.

2)Caller: Hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake name here) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.

Client: *Click* or "I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!"

Caller: Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir?...

3)Caller: Hi this is (actual name) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for female members of your household between the ages of 50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your sexual habits. Would that be you?

Client: Pervert! I have your name and I'm calling the police!

OpinionSearch by Scruffy from Canada February 18, 2010

Opinionegative 

1. Characterized by excessive and unsolicited sharing of negative opinions about others, typically done between groups of females.
2. Bitches being bitches

omg, did you see what Cindy was wearing last night, she totally looked like a hooker. I'm happy for her though that she is dating Steve now, he seems about right for her... Do you guys think his nose looks weird? What's with Sara always posting smiley faces on facebook, she's such a bitch, I hate her.

Wowsers Tiffany, you sure are opinionegative today!

Opinionegative by Columbus Commodore July 5, 2011