swearologist

A person who studies slang and swear words of other languages, particularly to defend one’s self in an Uber.

Thank god my friend is a swearologist with a Masters in Swearology. Otherwise I would have had no idea that my Uber driver was telling his friends I was a dirty rat slut.

by JTZebra August 28, 2023

underfuck

When a person comes up with ANY excuse possible in order to just NOT tell the truth out of sheer stubbornness.

She totally underfucked herself so hard when she refused to just let them know that she had mononucleosis instead of covid, what a stubborn bitch.

by JTZebra December 12, 2020

Opinionatapus

A person who constantly changes their opinion about something.

He was so adamant about wearing a mask at the store. His cousin passed from Covid......Next day, he went clubbing with a Trump hat on. He believes in his constitutional rights. What an opinionatapus.

by JTZebra July 20, 2020

Wangle

When the wiener is so bent it turns into an angle.

Omg girl, shit popped out and it was a total wangle. I was like hell no!

by JTZebra June 26, 2021

Mextra

When you are being too Mexican in front of white people.

“Yo dude, why you being so extra tonight?”
“I’m not extra, I’m Mextra cuz I’m Mexican and extra bitch.”

by JTZebra July 22, 2022