One Million
One Million by ThiccGodd January 27, 2020
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One Million Moms
An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.
Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"
John: "What else is new?"
One Million Moms by anon12093 February 10, 2014
one million dollars
One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.
Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.
one million dollars by unoriginal_name33 April 9, 2017
One Million Dollar Challenge Panopticon
A specific panopticon built around James Randi’s famous One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge (a prize for anyone who could demonstrate a paranormal ability under agreed scientific conditions). Even after the challenge officially ended, its logic persists as a disciplinary tool: believers are told “go claim the million dollars” as a rhetorical weapon, implying that if they cannot meet that impossible standard, their claims are worthless. The One Million Dollar Challenge Panopticon normalizes the demand for adversarial, public, and often humiliating “tests,” while ignoring that many phenomena are not replicable on demand or suited to lab conditions. Its gaze ensures that any discussion of the paranormal is immediately derailed by the million‑dollar taunt.
Example: “Every time someone mentioned telepathy in the forum, a chorus replied ‘where’s your million dollars?’—the One Million Dollar Challenge Panopticon, using a defunct prize to shut down conversation.”
One Million Dollar Challenge Panopticon by Abzugal April 6, 2026
Negative One Million Inches of Rain
When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
Negative One Million Inches of Rain by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012
small loan of one million dollars
small loan of one million dollars by DiamondCavern August 9, 2016
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones
Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
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