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The act of pretending to not care about the constant stream of shit that is your life.
1: Are you happy?

2: Can't you see I'm smiling?
Smiling by Crackmage December 20, 2018
Leader of a clan filled with ungrateful brads
Puke : you cant sing smiling you daft prick
1. The act of moving the points/edges of your mouth to show people that you are content with what's happening.

2. The next thing the left is going crazy about

3. The act of hiding youdepression from your relatives and friends
1. I really miss seeing their happy smiling faces.
2. OMG, did you see that person that smiled to that person? that is mentally rape
3. Mom: is something wrong sweetie? {smiles while talking} no mom, not at all.
Smiling by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019
Smiling is a very good representative of people’s emotions, but can also be a hidden sign that someone is extremely horny
Jason likes smiling when he’s super horny
Smiling by Thick_dick_zaddy27 May 25, 2023

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context
Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

smiling depression 

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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