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On turning 

Slang for being horny or turned on. Also used in the sense when drunk. Was invented during the late 40's
Timmy: Hey John do you see that girl
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....
On turning by Jake4cake October 30, 2011

turning on the ignition 

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand
are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

turning on the fan 

What you have to do if you want to smoke the weed in your dorm room at college.
When Ben wants to light up a phatty spliff in his room he needs to turn on the fan
turning on the fan by P December 4, 2003

turning on the tap 

The act of turning on a woman, so she becomes sexually aroused.
When I walk into a room, its like I'm turning on the tap for every girl.
turning on the tap by skaxx December 20, 2010

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on 

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.
"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over
Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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