On God is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On God, bruh."
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On God, bruh."
by piercethegreenbridesveil January 07, 2017
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name.
I swear on God = On God
I swear on God = On God
by HollabackGirl July 22, 2013
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by lilm11ka May 05, 2020
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