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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Dropped a bucket on his head 

When someone beats you badly in some sort of game, sport, etc. you say this
Score:
Josh:21
Hyfer:2

Josh dropped a bucket on Hyfer’s head in 2K

Josh: “I dropped a bucket on his head”

dropped a bucket on his head 

When somebody embarrasses you by beating you in a sport, game, etc...

Can be also said as, he "dropped a bucket on my head"
*Trucks someone in madden* I just "dropped a bucket on his head."

Dot on his head he's a paki 

Paki: Paki is a derogatory ethnic slur originating from the United Kingdom, typically directed towards people of Pakistani descent
Used to offend people of the pakistani culture
often confused with hindus as they have dots on their head
normally disclosed in Black UK rappers' songs
Stickz:Dot on his head he's a Paki Scarf on my face, Afghani, Iraqi

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head 

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better
That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

man with a toilet on his head 

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.
The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.
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