3 definitions by JewishCock

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
Ishmam is a sigma name, it is derived from the word "Ishmamius bombius" which loosely translates to among us fortnite balls.
Daniel Parsons: Did you hear about Ishmam fat 10 incher?
Hamza Mughal: Yea bruv, if only I wasn't an omegamale and had one too. But unfortunately I am not.
by JewishCock September 11, 2021
Absolute Alpha Chad, can multiply up to 2 digits at a time at a remarkable speed of 1 equation per hour, the holiest of all Daniels is the infamous chad, Daniel Parsons.
Roadman 1: Oi fam, daniel has been fucken my ass lately peng tight innit, feels good dough, mah drilla.
Drilla: Ayy peng ting innit fam real tight shi.
by JewishCock September 11, 2021