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This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.
Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!
OmJesus by d2x_caleb@yahoo.com March 25, 2007
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a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.
friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!
omjesus by sally_dago October 19, 2008

omnimesis 

the imitation of the absolute universe through art and literature
combination of the following:-
omni = Latin for all, entire, absolute
mesis = Hebrew term for one who takes the gaze from God
mimesis = Greek - the imitation of life through art and literature

omnimesis
This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.
person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore
OMJesus by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010
Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).
"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"
omjesus by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005

OMNIDESSENT

All knowing and powerful a product of dessendant.
This is my daughter Omnidessent
OMNIDESSENT by ALLRISE August 9, 2021
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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