Omnijesus

An OmniJesus is the Jesus just below the original Jesus. The Omnijesus has all the same powers as the real Jesus, just he isn't technically a Jesus.

The current OmniJesus lives in John's Creek, Georgia.

Dude, you are such an OmniJesus.

by Omnijesus January 16, 2010

OmJesus

This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.

Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

omjesus

a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.

friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!

by sally_dago October 19, 2008

omnimesis

the imitation of the absolute universe through art and literature

combination of the following:-
omni = Latin for all, entire, absolute
mesis = Hebrew term for one who takes the gaze from God
mimesis = Greek - the imitation of life through art and literature

omnimesis

by Daniel James O'Connell May 3, 2006

OMJesus

This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.

person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore

by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010

omjesus

Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).

"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"

by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005

OMNIDESSENT

All knowing and powerful a product of dessendant.

This is my daughter Omnidessent

by ALLRISE August 9, 2021