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This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.
Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!
OmJesus by d2x_caleb@yahoo.com March 25, 2007
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a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.
friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!
omjesus by sally_dago October 19, 2008
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This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.
person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore
OMJesus by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010
Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).
"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"
omjesus by Laura and Casey December 24, 2005
short version of "oh my jesus"

is derived from the internet slang "omg" meaning "oh my god"
John says:
no - ice
John says:
the sun has no - ice
John says:
but it is noice
John says
ironic?
John says:
omgesus
omgesus by john dirkse May 22, 2008

TWeet_OfJESUS 

The only son of the Lord legally on Twitter
Do you know Jesus on twitter?
Yeah sure search TWeet_ofJESUS
TWeet_OfJESUS by ZE KA December 7, 2019
He whom uses his superiour pointless picture posting to stupify people.
(picture of a lamp)

OCJesus by Gumby August 18, 2003
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B)
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A)
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