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omniexistent

Misspelled though still understandable "omnipresent".
-Dickhead, there's no such word as "omniexistent"
-Lardface, check this out! *gives a link to this page*
omniexistent by unab0mber April 26, 2007

Omnifetishist 

**Om•ni•fet•ish•ist**
*/ˌämnəˈfediSHist/*

***-noun***

A person interested in or willing to try any and all fetishes.
Person 1 "I don't think I can keep up with her, she's an omnifetishist."
Person 2 " oh really?"
Person 1 "Yeah, there isn't a single fetish she won't try."
Omnifetishist by Tommology February 13, 2019

omnipenis 

my omnipenis kept telling me to fuck her. But I can't support another child.
omnipenis by catfacts May 19, 2008

Omnideism 

The theory that if God actually exists as some form of matter and/or energy everything that exists in the cosmos is God
Omnideism is the best theological and scientific explanation for the actual existence of God
Omnideism by Cogitosumergo March 8, 2018

Omnijesus 

An OmniJesus is the Jesus just below the original Jesus. The Omnijesus has all the same powers as the real Jesus, just he isn't technically a Jesus.

The current OmniJesus lives in John's Creek, Georgia.
Dude, you are such an OmniJesus.
Omnijesus by Omnijesus January 16, 2010

OMNIDESSENT

All knowing and powerful a product of dessendant.
This is my daughter Omnidessent
OMNIDESSENT by ALLRISE August 9, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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