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Persian Omlette
1. A mixture of eggs and tomatoes. Usually added are pepper, salt, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions. Lots of other ingredients are added. Usually eaten with flat-like bread (not flatbread or loaved bread) Eaten for breakfast,brunch and rarely lunch.
Ayatollah: Mom make me some persian omlette.
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush
Persian Omlette by OmletteMaker January 24, 2011
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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
Omletting
An omletting is when you or someone else was forcefully hit in the face with a minimum of 8 omlettes or fritatas, usually using a t-shirt cannon.
Omletting by Eddie Van Bonkhertz May 16, 2019
havanna omlette
havanna omlette by matt1968 October 13, 2007
new york omlette
When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
new york omlette by big papa peter November 4, 2003
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