1) Olinim:
I don't know how to properly use the words "they're", "there", and "their". I'm so good though!
Random Noob: You think you're so good, huh? Well, why do you suck so bad then, kekekeke.
2) Random Noob 2: Olinim sure seems good, he's on good teams and has good gear.
Random Noob 3: Yeah, but that beefstick
over there is much better and basically handed it to him.