Ohbese
Ohbese by Charlie&Jono August 13, 2008
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obesecheese
If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.
obesecheese by jpg3 July 24, 2011
Related Words
oh-bese • obese • Obesetiality • orbese • obeser • obesespree • obeses • obese cat • Obesed • obesen
obese wallet
Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."
Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"
Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"
Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"
obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008
obese nigger
obese nigger by Obese nigger May 26, 2018
Major League Obeseball
The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.
Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.
Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013
Ur niece obese
Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.
Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*
Ur niece obese by Senior_squid March 15, 2018
obesetiality
obesetiality by darlingdear November 28, 2011
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